50 من اجمل اقتباسات و كلمات و بوستات انجليزية للواتس اب والفيس بوك عن الازعاج والمزعجين 2021 | ستاتيات وبوستات و حالات واتس قصف بالانجليزي عن الازعاج جديدة مكتوبة للنسخ .
اجمل اقتباسات انجليزية عن الازعاج 2021, اقتباسات واتس اب و فيس بوك بالانجليزي قصف المزعجين
- 1-It amuses me how some people are always ready to comment on other people’s life when they have more problems…Style up…Clean your mess first…
- 2-Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
- 3-Once you start to dislike someone, everything they do begins to annoy you.
- 4-Sorry, kid, I’m not a toilet. I don’t have to take your crap willingly.
- 5-Why do gas stations advertise their prices with a 9/10 at the end? does that really help sell more gas?
- 6-May I kill you in the morning?
- 7-If you’re going to act like an idiot demanding attention you better be prepared to handle …all… the attention you’re going to get…Good and bad!!!
- 8-Why does mineral water that has ‘trickled through mountains for centuries’ have a ‘Use By’ date?
- 9-Instead of cashiers saying ‘here’s your receipt’ they should say ‘will you throw this away for me?’
- 10-You ever notice that ‘The’ and ‘IRS’ together is ‘Theirs’? Coincidence? I think not!
- 11-May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits and may your arms be too short to scratch…Thank you and have a nice day…
- 12-Yes I’m mean, so what and if you don’t like it then don’t talk to me because i never said you had to…Did I?
- 13-DANGER: I’m Pissed off!!!
- 14-Does anyone else get bothered by that last inch the shower curtain wont cover?
- 15-I think that getting struck by lightning is the worst way to die. Its like God’s drive by shooting.
بوستات عن الازعاج بالانجليزية 2021, بوستات واتس اب و فيس بوك مكتوبة للنسخ بالانجليزي
- They say things will be better tomorrow! Well, I have checked the calendar 3 flipping times and have yet to find a day marked Tomorrow!!!
- Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
- When it comes down to it, it’s not hard to figure out who your real friends are…It’s all about distinguishing the liars from those who are honest…
- I hate it when I’m telling a story to a group of people, and the one person I really don’t want to listen is the only one listening.
- Do you ever wonder why W is called Double U, when it’s clearly Double V?
- Do fish get thirsty?
- The next person to piss me off had better come prepared with a body bag!
- Is singing ‘if you’re angry and you know it punch their face’
- If you need to change to meet someones expectations, they probably aren’t good enough for you anyway…
- There are stupid questions.
- Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone
- Just because i put up a status saying something random, does not mean its about you! and if you think it is, then it must be what u think of yourself(:
- Do you ever drop something and instead of picking it back up you just stare at on the ground and think about what a failure you are?
- I’m in my happy place . . . PLEASE DON’T RUIN IT!
- I can please only one person per day…Today is not your day…Tomorrow isn’t looking good either…
- Why do bras and batteries come in the same sizes?
- what makes you think I’m not happy I’m just a ray of freaking sunshine
- I’m not some toy you can play with whenever you feel like it…Either make me a priority or I wont be an option!!!
- It amazes me how so many people who preach God and go to church and say luv all and not 2 judge people are so many times the biggest hypocrites and sinners of them all!!!
- I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn’t looking good either.
ستاتيات فيس بوك انجليزية مكتوبة عن الازعاج , شرات ومعاني قصف انجليزية عن المزعجين
Why is it acceptable for people to be idiots but not acceptable for me to point it out?
How old is too old to build a tree house?
I am a nice person, if you don’t think so then think about what you have done and how you have treated me…
Why do restaurants offer appetizers ‘ don’t you already have an appetite if you’re there?
i can only please one person a day, and apparently today is not your day… but who’s f*ing day is it?
Sometimes one middle finger isn’t enough to let someone know how you feel. That’s why you have two hands.
Ive tried and tried and now I give up. I refuse to be the perfect friend to people that cant treat me with the same respect.
Why is Greenland made of ice and Iceland made of green grass?
Knows there’s a name for people like you.
I would not have to manage my anger if people would manage their stupidity.
Some people come into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others come into our lives and make us wanna leave footprints on their face.
I just don’t care if anyone doesn’t like me I wasn’t put on earth to entertain everyone.
I may be a VERY tolerant and patient person, but everyone has their breaking point, and you best watch out when I reach mine…
I will not delete you or block you. I am keeping you there so you will be able to see how happy I’m without you.
For the people who think they are better than everyone, remember that you wouldn’t have gotten to where you are without the help of someone…