ستاتوسات انجليزية ذكية و مضحكة و بوستات جامدة بالانجليزي مكتوبة جاهزة للنسخ -plus-roku.com

-If you expect the world to be fair with you b’coz you are fair with them. It’s like expecting a lion not to eat you b’coz you don’t eat lion.

-Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?

-Never trust a person with one only facebook picture.

-I was blinded by your beauty so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

-I need a lifetime lover, not a night time lover.

-I can drive you crazy without a drivers license.

-Lets learn to ignore selfish people just like the way we ignore Terms and conditions of any software.

-I feel like a Indiana Jones, b’coz you are the treasure I am looking for.

-God made coke. God made pepsi. God made me. Oh so s3xy. God made rivers. God made lakes. God made you. Well…we all make mistakes.

-The best nicknames are usually the ones people don’t know they have.

-Money can’t buy friends but you can get a better class of enemy.

-Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?

-Always try don’t feel fail without try!

-Plese don’t talk to me, I get attached too easily.

-Sometimes no matter..! how much you want things to happen!, all you can do is wait…

-If they can’t do their part, they don’t deserve your heart.

-Just thought a thought but the thought I thought wasn’t the thought I thought I thought.

-People are gonna hurt you, but its your decision who gets a second chance.

-We should love, Not fall in love…Because everything that falls, gets broken…

-?BUT is just a word you use when you’re afraid to try.

-I’ve noticed you noticing me and I’m just giving you notice that I’ve noticed you!

-Everybody is beautiful to somebody.

-No matter how full my wardrobe is, I never seem to find anything to wear.

-I am Not link to my self ‘Special’ I think I am ‘Limited’ Edition!

-Cheating is easy …. try something more challenging … like being faithful.

-Dont let your ears witness what your eyes didn’t see… and don’t let your mouth speak what your heart doesn’t feel.

-An empty web browsing history is a sure sign of pure guilt. 😉

-Ray says crazy is good, crazy is free, crazy is me..

-I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.

-My first name and your last name, together make sound great!..

-When you miss someone, you keep checking their profile.

-Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why it’s called the present.

-A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness and just stupid enough to admire it.

بوستات ذكاء وقصف بالانجليزي جامدة جدا مكتوبة جاهزة للنسخ 2021

-I don’t trust anyone. Even the Devil was once an Angel.

-You are gonna need therapy after you meet me..

-We will flip a coin to determine our future. Head, we will be together. Tail, we will flip again.

-If nothing lasts forever, I was wondering if you might wanna be my nothing?

-The only math I can remember is that …. You + Me = Forever

-About 90% of the high scores in mobile games are made either in the toilet or in a lecture or while preparing for exams.

-Facebook: where stalking people is OK.

-Its not illegal unless you get caught.

-People who are closed mind always open their mouth!

-Don’t talk to me Bcoz I was attached easily!

-Real relationship is that in which we fight love trust each other.!

-No matter where I am, no matter where you are, I’ll be there when its over baby. Cause I was there from the start.

-My life is like open book but I am not allowed to anyone to read it!

-The longest five minutes are the last five minutes of a lecture while the shortest five minutes are the last five minutes of an exam.

-FACEBOOK: the only book teens read these days.

-My Friend ask me, How is your life? I said she is fine.

-Try and fail, but don’t fail to try.